Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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