i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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