Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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