I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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