I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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