The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
