just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
