Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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