if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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