It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I love having hate sex.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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