ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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