The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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