you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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