Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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