You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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