She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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