adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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