if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Shame - the story of my life.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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