You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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