who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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