Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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