So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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