I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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