Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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