you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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