Buhtt sex?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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