it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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