whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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