I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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