Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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