no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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