Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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