as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
If I die, sorry about rent.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
