I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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