So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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