What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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