his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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