doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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