gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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