i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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