do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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