Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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