My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I will be naked everywhere
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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