On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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