is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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