I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You were trust falling into bushes
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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