she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she peed on how many people?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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