we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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