i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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