Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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