Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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